where is chuck norris?

Go to google.com
Search "find Chuck Norris"
Click "I'm feeling lucky"
Read the writing in red....and LOL!
Do it....for real.

Here is a Top 10 list of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes (my coffee is kicking in):

10. Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

9. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

8. Chuck Norris doesn't step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Chuck Norris.

7. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

6. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

5. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

4. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

2. Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

and the best Chuck Norris joke ever....

1. Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.